6.3.05

Im have been to the loo a couple of times
successfully and unsuccessfully dumps
the prata? the nasi lemak? or yesterday's food?

took salty for his normal walks but this time round, down the street to the tellers
peering into my updated passbook and a voice distracted me
I looked up, a bloke with a good physique struck a conversation in mandarin with me
ok, he has a maltese too. he commented that malteses are excellent dogs, his already 6 year old, australian breed and asked about mine, bought for how much, blah blah and don't get a shih tzu quoted by him and why, because they are smelly. haha. are they? how true, search me.
what bemused me was, he actually mistook me for a guy despite a 10 mins talk
he asked," what are you doing now?" when he was about to leave and I replied, " I'm working."
he questioned," why did I work at such a tender age?"
I kinda bellowed as he was now 4.5678 metres away, "I'm already 21."
here's the unexpected part, "you served your NS already?" I was like oh man. what the hell?
it was pretty dim and plus the distance, he couldnt see that I had winced
I took it easily, gained my composure. "not yet. waiting for enlistment."

the irony is I hate people to mistake me for a bloke for the first impression and hear me speak, I will give it away. I wish I could continue the act and not speak a damn word. Then again, I'm happy to be mistaken for one.
worst scenario will be a bang right on my face.
they can tell and address you as xiao jie. very well.


Stones thrown at 10:16 PM



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